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Another hand touches the beacon

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches

Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found " Me: " another hand touches the beacon

by Afreshsoda May 25, 2021

Beacon of Hope

Unless he's got a fat cock!

Hym "Then he's just more evidence I'm right! Just goes to show how far the fat cock will carry you. Create A.I. literally? Nothing! Have a fat cock? Fuck all the actresses!" Destiny "Et's probably both nebulous and his personality bro! Becuase everything is nebulous and internal locus of control bro!" Hym "You... You get the fuck out of here... I have something for your 'internal locus of control Peterson sphere bullshit..... Ok.. So, your 'beacon of hope' is likely nothing more than a fat-cocked poll-vault. This idiot using his fat-cock to launch himself to greater and greater heights."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

beacon

a gun with a laser

1- “you a pussy bitch bro” 2- keep talkin imma bring the beacon out lil jit

by bootyscratcher69 April 06, 2021

Beacon

1. That sexy guy who's sort of weird, yet kind and has a really huge d*ck. Haha yeah... 2. The light of your life, an absolutely stunning person. You instantly fall head over hills for them, either that or they're so attractive that you always wanna f*ck em’.

“That guy Marcus is a real beacon am I right? God, please f*ck me...”

by SingaLewdle February 06, 2021

Dick Beacons

Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.

Guy 1: How did the presentation go? Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it. Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.

by Noremac1981 December 08, 2020

Dick Beacons

Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.

Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go? Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent. Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.

by Noremac1981 December 07, 2020

Beacon blonde

A very bright blonde haired person who you can see for mile

Wow hake is such a beacon blonde

by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020