Country Dictionary

A book used to control the masses with a false threat and reward system. See: George W. Bush, mind control

Do what your told like the bible teaches.

Ones insane infatuation with Gods good book the Bible.

Ryan is so annoying with his Bibleness

Shrek 1, Shrek 2, Shrek 3 all the way up to Shrek 420 and that is what the BIBLE

Honey where is my SHrek movie/ BIBLE

A book of complete horse shit. It makes no fucking sense and explains nothing!

The Bible is a waste of time!

An egotistical autobiography people put in the fiction section at times.

Church: "Did You Read The Bible" Priest: "No" Church: "Get The Hell Out Then"

Many sheets of acid stacked on top of each other.

My friend just got a bible and he gave me a sheet from it!

The most bullshit fairytale ever that a bunch of people still believe in. (spoiler alert, jesus dies)

Matthew: Hey man lets burn the bible! Brandon: Hellz yeah!