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Choose a winner

Doesn't work, Never works, It will never work.

Choose a winner

by quartz89_alt March 18, 2022

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 01, 2024

Choose Your Own Adventargh

Choose Your Own Adventure: from the original name of series of gamebooks, Choose Your Own Adventure. argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration. Choose Your Own Adventargh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Choose Your Own Adventure.

"Choose Your Own Adventargh!" - says a pirate

by [email protected] February 16, 2013

Choose your favourite turd

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.

Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd

by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022

Choose Your Player

A terminology associated with the intro on video games. In 2020 it became a trending hashtag applied in a socially comedic/Idocyncratic /ironic riff used on social media platforms.

"Choose Your Player"

by FOXIE7 October 29, 2023

choose to mask it, or choose a casket

hey , its your choice. cover your face and live or support the funeral business

hey everybody, remember before you go out there. choose to mask it, or choose a casket

by burbman1969 December 04, 2020