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coconut

A word:
starting with a C,
with a U
and an N in the middle,
ending in a T.

This word describes something that's hairy on the outside and tasty and wet on the inside.

Also a word used to replace the derogatory term stated above to be used in a non-insulting way...however it's difficult to think of a time when you want to call someone a cunt, but don't want to be offensive.

Man/Lesbo: mmmm I love the taste of coconut.

Anyone: For gods sake, stop being such a coconut!

by CoconutEater April 20, 2009

coconut

1. an african-american -- source, any Chicago cop

2. someone of any race with a very large head, or

3. his head

4. Coconuts= big balls, courage.

"Look at the coconut on that coconut."

"Dude you got coconuts."

by Joe Bone March 08, 2005

Coconut

A black person who acts white.

Daniel is a coconut.

by Blaxk hammer August 01, 2016

Coconut

Used to cut down someone who is either saying something simple or acting in a simple way and wanting you to respond

"hey dad, do you think anyone gives the tooth fairy money when she loses a tooth?"
DAD STARES
"very good son. Coconut"

by Patrick McKiernan October 09, 2008

Coconut

A Schwarzé trying to be white.

My name is Gupta Singh but you call me Bobby. (innit)

by Gupta Singh July 15, 2003

coconut

a term used to describe someone of hawaiian descent who braids coconut fibers into rope for the huts.

ooooooooo coconut coconut!!!!!!

by lebjew November 29, 2006

coconuts

Something you see that you know you will think about when you masturbate later.

"Holy Shit!!...a parade of naked women! i got my coconuts for today."

by Bigjohnson2110 January 22, 2006