Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Fudgy turd sickle

That little bit of poop stuck going down the toilet that your to lazy to clean so it lives there forever now

"My fudgy turd sickle is so big now, but I'm way too lazy to scrub it.... His names Jerry"

by Urban stalker 😏 June 10, 2023

fudgy

When the person you are anally penetrating has a poopy butt.

Oh my goodness, I was hooking up with this guy the other night and he was fudgy.

by Bamgine November 27, 2023

fudgy peanuts

Fudgy peanut is the act of sifting through ones/someone else's shit to find the little treasure that is a fudgy peanut

Heyyyy Matt can you believe gyles has been getting those fudgy peanuts from Simon again

by Dispatch D March 02, 2021

melted fudgies

loose poop.

Dude, that Taco Bell ran right thru me and I just blew melted fudgies all over your mom's bowl.

by skatin4satan October 25, 2008

Fudgie

When a woman shits on her hand and gives a rub and tug

I didn’t think she was that kinky, but she gave me a fudgie on the first date

by CLWeeks01 November 28, 2023

Fudgie

A baddie 🤤

Fudgie a baddie 🤤

by Bastard Olmos November 06, 2020

Fudgy Farmer

A sexual act where a male drops a dump on his partner’s chest and proceeds to flatten and spread it like a farmer’s combine would. He then Ejaculates on the freshly made soil and gives it a good watering with urine when all is said and done. Happy Harvest!

“It’s harvest season so I’d really like to work in that Fudgy Farmer tonight!”

by TheGoldenGoblet August 28, 2023