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The act of making things worse. But still coming out on top with a smile
You pull another Elax Gonzales and you will be a legend out here.
It’s the basically all tentical hentai in one object. It has a mind if it’s own and will always consume all your dreams.refuses to pull out even if it’s cut off if you have a Gonzales penis on your hands you better pray for your god to save you
Oh god please no a Gonzales penis
THE BEST pERson EVER.. so amazing. ah ah i’ve been stung by a wasp ahHh
carolyn gonzales is very cool
Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
She has a John gonzales milkshake
Tony Gonzales is an american representative and has served as the U.S. representative for Texas's 23rd congressional district in the United States House of Representatives since 2021. Tony Gonzales is a controversial figure, due to the fact that despite being the representation of Texas, he has went against the values of texans. He has voted for Gun Control and said that he would do it again, and then he split with the GOP again by voting to protect same-sex marriage. He has put up false adverts of his GOP challenger Brandon Herrera, taking things Brandon has said out of context. Tony has also been censured by the republican party.
"You know who Tony Gonzales is?" "Yeah that guy is a slimy ass politician and pays people off to slander Brandon Herrera. Dude didn't even show up to his own winning party."
A great man, truly the greatest of men, the best of being a man, one of the greatest wonders of the world, and dare I say the greatest of all men... (this was written for anyone named Joshua Gonzales and not for a friend so it was for the world to share)
person 1- Joshua Gonzales is such a cool name! person 2- yeah brah!