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Gonzales

Pretty much the baddest person on the planet. Inventor of such classics as CUMB and LQTM. Runs roughshod on all schmohawks he encounters. Will rough up a chick if she wants it and maybe accidently if she doesn't. Oh yeah, has a huge penis and very nice balls.

"Superman wishes he was Gonzales"

by timogonzo August 25, 2011

Gonzales

make haste. hurry the hell up. go faster. Derived from the popular cartoon character.

A: when will you be here? B: in an hour A: get your gonzales on man I'm hungry

by SPARTANGLORY April 02, 2010

Gonzales

A city in Ascension Parish which is OBVIOUSLY in Louisiana. It is located near Baton Rouge, the capitol of Louisiana. Gonzales is the Jambalaya Capitol of the WORLD! It is about an hour away from New Orleans. Population: 1970 4,512 1980 6,891 1990 7,003 1994 8,565 1999 8,648 2006 8,899 2007 9,633

Let's go to Gonzales.

by XOXOMaddy December 27, 2008

Gonzales

A person that can not hold down a job or refuses to work.

girl: Does Micah work? boy: No, he will keep a job! girl: He is so GONZALES!

by Kegaan Ceriano February 04, 2010

The Gonzales

The dominatrix act involving nutrient tubes and an inflatable dildo, taken from the name of its founder, Gonzales.

Man, me and my bitch just had the gonzales goin for a few days, was fairly nice

by superanon8 August 04, 2009

The Gonzales

The Gonzales is an advanced sexual maneuver named after its founder Mr P. Gonzales. It involves the "woman" figure in the relationship to be strapped down forcefully, and held captive (of course just acting, rather than reality) for a period of some days. The woman figure is forcefully fed from a nutrient tube, or nutrient dildo from which he/she must slowly suck all that they will live on for a period of unknown proportion. The mixture must incorporate the required nutrients for life of course, along with small traces of semen, slowly increasing over the period. The semen should be that of the sexual partner's in order to heighten the sense of intimacy. The maneuver is best performed strapped to a chair, and their should be some form of inflatable dildo underneath that inflates at key moments during the sexual acts, either into the vagina, or rectum if it should be a male in the chair. "The Gonzales" usually lasts roughly 4-5 days, and can be performed with either a man or woman, though P.Gonzales' preference is a male to share his (what some would call sick) fantasies with. P.Gonzales has a doctorate in alternate sexual fetishes from Oxford University, London, and is a world renowned professor on the subject. This maneuver should not be performed by the feint of heart, and P.Gonzales' in-depth guide should be consulted on his website, which includes information on many more moves, this being his signature move, hence its name "The Gonzales".

Hey ross, you wanna go bak to mine tonight and perform "The Gonzales" for a few days?

by Anon76 August 03, 2009

gonzal

A baby born in an all male prison. Prison Baby.

Dude you just got my last beer! You are a fucking gonzal!

by SmokingGun101 January 07, 2018