A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small leather pouch worn on the belt that contains locks of hair cut from desirable females. Usually that the owner stalks. Akin to a medieval coin purse. The pouch can be dedicated to one particular female or many, its the owners discretion.
Someday when she realizes I am her true love I can show her my hair pouch.
I added another sample to my hair pouch last night when Sarah wasn't looking.
Hair Compensator is a guy who is going bald on top but grows a ponytail in the back. Also grows a massive beard to make up for lack of head hair.
Hey look at pony tail dude. Yeah, what a Hair Compensator...he went bald on top so he is making up for it by growing it long in the back. At least it's better than a comb-over Trump style !
The green parts on top of a pineapple. (Anix, 2020)
Pineapple Hairs
The pineapple hairs on this pineapple are so green and luscious.
If you are deeply in love with someone you call them “Shitty Hair” nobody needs to know you like them and their stupid spiky red hair, not even you.
Person #1: hey Bakubro!
Person #2: hey Shitty Hair...
What you say to a bald cop because most of them are bald or a large group of them are bald. Made by the YouTuber Supercarsuspects
“Bro there’s cops coming”
“Shit bro block em from the burnout”
“The are bald”
“Save the hair”
When someone's hair looks really good because it is pressed or flat-ironed to the point of satisfaction to viewers of the hair
Person 1: hey, gurl! Just did my hair. sending you a pic in a sec.
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!