Country Dictionary

When a man only gets "half hard"

Tom was loafing during class

To overly soil or excrete a visibly solid mass in one's pants.

Oh man! Did you see how dude totally loafed in his own pants?

loaf - to headbutt someone in the face.

I loafed that stupid pig right in his stupid fucking face.

A fat, obese, and gross person that wears clothing that doesn't fit them. Their rolls of fat normally slide out of their shirts.

loafyyy, your so fat

A penis that is officially deemed as dangerous to the public.

The cops took away that guy and his loaf.

referring to someones oddly shaped head that resembles a bread loaf.

holy that guy has a huge loaf

hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.

(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura