Country Dictionary

a state of ultimate laziness forcing you to waste the day away by doing nothing...at all.

I'm so loafed today, I only left my couch twice, once to get a snack and twice to shit.

To get wasted. Short for the term "meatloafed."

We're gettin loafed tonight

To overly soil or excrete a visibly solid mass in one's pants.

Oh man! Did you see how dude totally loafed in his own pants?

the act of getting slapped in the face with someones' loafer.

i said that golf was lame and my grandpa loafed me in the throat.

to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect.

Jerome said my mom was a fat,slimy ho, so i loafed him in the chest and gave homeboy an asthma attack.

David got loafed in his bottom lip for talkin shit.

To be the recipient of a dutch oven

My husband had 5 tacos right before he came to bed. I got loafed all night.

to chill. to hang out

1. I was going to study tonight but there are too many distractions, so I decided to loaf.
2. My favorite place to loaf is at the corsa park.