A fork of Rural Dictionary
Being fucked up from various things.
A person can use the term "in the chair" to express their emotional and physical feelings.
Drunk person:" I'm in the fuckin Chair."
*** person takes bong rip**
"that bong rip put me in the chair"
When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."
Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."
A solid that your buttocks gently lie on as you watch porn or I mean tv... sorry
That chair is likes my buttocks
What I am sitting on. Also, the center of my life's activities as it is the most versatile utility in my whole 1-room apartment I share with 10 other people in Taiwan.
I am sitting on this chair right now. I will soon jerk off in this chair. I will soon get out of this chair. I will soon get back onto this chair. I will soon move this chair to where I want to sit. I will soon straddle this chair. I will soon use the pegs of this chair as a dildo. I will soon lean back in this chair. I will soon use this chair as a blunt weapon to murder someone. Indeed, I will soon do EVERYTHING with this fucking awesome chair.