A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun; Appalachian American Term defining the southern most portion of one's torso.
"You shant never pick nobody up by their straddle."
To stand or sit with a leg on each side of a person.
"Her dad walked into the living room as she was practically straddling me, I thought I was going to be murdered!"
To be in a very intimate position with a love interest or sexual partner. Otherwise defined as obsessive PDA and doesn't belong in no damn environments, thank you very much.
Guy1: OMG, my girlfriend was totally straddling that prick, Josh! Guy2: Did you get pictures? Guy1: ...