A fork of Rural Dictionary
Paisley’s are crazy!! But in the best way. They are typically blondes with green eyes or blue and are super friendly. They LOVE hugs. It’s a part of their nature, they like attention and sometimes go to extremes. But they get all the guys. And they have amazing taste in boys. They are kinda hearted and happy but they are breaking inside and need a shoulder to cry on. They are VERY PRETTY!! Solid 10/10. If you see one, then never forget em. They will change your life.
Did you see that girl?!
Yeah that’s Paisley
Wow 🤩
When you take your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey while she’s on her period and get her to empty her clot filled scants on to the altar, before mixing the detritus with oatmeal to make a hearty breakfast sausage.
As a special treat, the girls at the bingo have got together to make you a lovely Paisley Abattoir, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
An amazing girl who should date me but any way she is sweet shows so much care for her friends she may be stuck on someone but she will find her love no matter who she chooses.
You:who’s that
Me:the hottest girl in town😫 paisley to
Paisley boys are young delinquents from paisley, you may hear them shout “paaisley boys” and stinking of cannabis or alcohol (bucky)
We just egged that house yass paisley boys
Kick ass country singer from West Virginia and he is fucking peng 👌
I do like myself a bit of Brad Paisley
Made from tonic, gin, scotch, mint and a touch of dog piss. Can be used as a topical cure for skin irritation also.
Booooy I’m hungover from that “bang your cousin mixer” last night. Better make a paisley mojito to cure the hangover and splash some on this new rash.
A white bread Utah boy.
He's a regular "Basil Paisley" and likely
Mormon.