A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person with the hair color blonde. Some definitions say a female, but they lack the brain to realize that men too can have blonde hair. Female blondes are usually classified as stupid sluts. Some are and some arent just like brunettes, red heads, and black heads. There is an ongoing battle between blondes and brunettes as to which one is better. Some individuals try to figure out whether men like blondes or brunettes better. A stupid woman of any hair color or take the answers by men to heart. But a smart woman would realize that men who only like women based on hair color aren't worth their time.
Brunette #1: Brunettes do it so much better. Brunette #2: I know. Who do those blondes think they are. Fire Crotch: What about red heads? Blonde: Shut up. We dont sit around talking about brunettes.
A very sexy hot chick thats basiclly the portrait of the American Beauty!
Damn, shes got those baby blue eyes, nice thighs, and big smile. HOT shit holla at me baby!
Blondes are very, very beautiful women. In all shapes, sizes and kinds, blondes are always the most beautiful of women.
Blondes Hall of Fame 2010 1. Miss Oklahoma 2010 2. Yvonne Strahovski 3. Carrie Underwood 4. Lauren Conrad 5. Taylor Swift 6. Shannon Bream 7. Scarlett Johansson 8. Amanda Drury 9. Melissa Schumann 10. Christina Aguilera
Women who are weak for rap music, french Jazz musicians and spoken word artists.
Those blondes in Dallas just won't quit trying.
Are sometimes very dumb i think that's why guys like them so much.And the have big boobs.
Man 1: i'm dating these hot blondes. Man 2: Wow, how lucky are you. Man: Yeah i know she has really big boobs. Man 2: Yeah i bet.
People with a pale cream/yellow colour, occasionly natural brunette parts, most are very dim, and will strut around like they own the place, hen in fact, they are more hated than Jewish people, african-americans, redheads. Men don't want blonde girls, because they associate them with thickness. I've never met a londe, who is nice, smart, or kind in any way. Most are spoilt, wear all pink, and will moan to their "daddies" about the nail varnish/diamond cut/top/dress/shoes etc they really wanted.
Blonde1: *Talking on cellphone* Daaaadddddyyyy! You said you'd get me the ferrari! I don't want a lambug-whatever its called! Father: You'll have to settles for it. Blonde1:*Hangs up and whines* Its not faiiiiirrrr! Blonde2: I just got some new nail varnish! Blonde1: OhMyGosh!! That is so CUTE! *Chat for about 30 minutes about nail varnish.* *God kills the blondes*