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A girl's hang-out ability/chillness with guys. Rather than being annoying and bitchy, a girl with a ping is someone that a guy can simply be around in social situations without wanting to strangle her.

That girl has major ping.

To "hit", "smash"; to have sex

" Wassup Lil' mama...when yoou gone let me ping?!"

another word for penis

You have a huge pinge.

a word describing a computers ability to verify and measure its connection to the internet. It stands for P-acket I-nter N-et G-roper.

- your ping effing sucks

- holy shit man ur ping is horrible just smash ur computer

- fix ur ping or ill voteban u mofo

According to a poster in cs_office:

"The source of your inadequacies since 1979."

My ping is real high, I can't play any net games cuz my ISP is real slow and doesn't have any bandwidth.

The act of smearing poo on a girl's cheek after or before you have ATM'd her. The stain should be discreetly wiped on a nearby pillow to evade the victim's knowledge of such stain. Named after the lovely Ping Ping who was thankfully unaware of said occurence.

After I finished the anal birding of that ho I couldn't help but leave a little Ping Ping Stain on her cheek before she finished me off.

A game beloved by all, but mastered by few. Modeled after the classic game Ping pong with several differences. On a serve, the ball may only hit the opposing players side. During rallies, the ball must hit both sides of the table. Not fully tested, but it is believed that skill and satisfaction increased when playing while intoxicated.

Shane: Yo Jeff, do you want to play some Ping pong?
Jeff: Fuck that! Lets play a mans game, Ping Ping pong!
Shane: Damn! I suck, but gee it sure is fun!