A fork of Rural Dictionary
A call for help from your cousin when your late night tweaking on acid thinking you'll be sacrificed by cultists
Aydan I need a Cuzzy Pickup man! These dang cultists are after me!
A Scottsdale/Silverado short-bed that's loaded down with bags of fertilizer or cinder-blocks.
I don't want to tow a trailer with my Cheavy pickup right now... gotta wait till I unload it so that I don't strain the engine and transmission.
A lying cheating man whore basically!
yeah derek had sex with alex's girlfriend last night. man hes such a cole pickup
A pathetic and small pickup truck. Usually belongs to a man who can be described with the same adjectives.
Did you see Grant’s new pussy pickup???
When you see your crush driving in front of you and you want her number so bad that you deliberately cause a car crash. You’ll need her number for insurance purposes, so it’s a guaranteed way to get her number.
My crush won’t give me her number, so i did a car crash pickup and got it myself.
Seen more frequently in rural communities, this roadway denizen is found driving a large pickup truck, often lifted, sometimes with a large smokestack - like exhaust pipe belching black diesel smoke from an overwide pipe behind the cab.
These drivers are always pushyand and ill-mannered. They cut off other drivers, must always be passing, sometimes even dangerous.
It is rumored that the size of their actual dick is inversely related to the size of their truck and its exhaust pipe.
That pickup dick just cut that lady off, and that diesel stench is awful!
A bunch of people arrested for being sex offenders
Ay yo watch out or you’re gonna be like the pickup family.