A fork of Rural Dictionary
People who represent the law by catching criminals, and whom everyone seems to hate when they've done something wrong and have gotten caught for it.
Those people need to grow up and be grateful we don't have anarchy.
Man 1: I HATE the police!
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: They pulled me over because I was speeding, and then they sent me to prison for the night because I had dope and open alcohol in the car! They SUCK and they don't do their jobs!
Man 2: .....
Civil workers that ruin everything fun in life. Drugs, Speeding, Shooting shit up, Blowing shit up etc.
Rastafari: Oh shit is the police mon!! Hide the weed mon!!
Police officer: We have 2 black males in custody. Yes another case of black people making marijuana cigars.
Good men and women who are highly disrespected, mainly by the low-life criminal scum that they have to deal with. If a cop caught you smoking pot, and told your mommy, and you got in weally big twouble wiff your mommy, don't blame the cops for messing up your life. That's your own doing, it's what happens when you abuse crap like that. Respect the police, you can't respect a whole lot of other people nowadays.
Example(16 year old idiot stoner)=Dude, the police caught me smoking weed and told my mom. I'm real bummed because my mom got real mad at me and like, I was grounded. Damn, man.
Example(Inner city "gangsta")=WTF dog, you trippin', all I did yo was stuff that 13 year old girl's hole and then pop her wiff my piece, yo. Why you hatin'? Damn police! Snap, you messin' my vibe, homes!
the dumass idiots that arreested you for skateboarding
damn bitch, took ma board
(The) Police. The thorn in the side of any potential and/or budding *herbal* horticulturist
The police will treat all those caught in possession (depending on volume) of cannabis, regardless of colour, creed, race or religion in the same way. As a criminal.
highschool outcasts who never had any friends, so they feel as if they should take out their anger on society (mainly blacks) to compensate for their pathetic lives. commonly known as the lowest form of life.
Police are little bitches with guns that can't fight. A Marine (myself) would murder a cop with his bare hands. Cops are PUSSIES!!