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esme freya shires

A cute, perfect, amazinggggg, fun, out going, understanding girl that I luv with my life she is so special and understands you in the hardest times she also is really funny and is super interesting always being nice and cute. She is also my favourite person in the world she is my luv and life and I can't ever stop thinking of her, it's such an honour and privilege to be with her and you could be the luckiest person in the world to have someone as perfect as her she will never let you down

Esme Freya Shires is so cute, so cute

by Mr homless September 29, 2020

fa shire my nine iron

Another version of fo' shizzle my nizzle
predominately used by white kids.
For sure dumb ass!

1st dude:Dude, did you do last night's homework?
2nd Dude:Fa shire my nine iron!

by James Sheridan April 20, 2005

Shirees

Most loving and caring person ever!

Always there to put a smile on your face.
Weird but funny at the same time. Always gets a way to make you feel comfortable around her and will go out of her way to help you in any way possible. Absolutely beautiful and amazingly good in sports!

She is absolutely beautiful, must be a Shirees

by J.M.S.P November 23, 2021

Leaving the Shire

When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.

This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.

by potatohunt November 06, 2017

Space Shire 7

A medieval sci-fi universe that Brian Griffen pitched to George R. R. Martin. It's adaptable to TV, movies, toy, games, and mobile apps.

Brian: Mr. Martin I'm Brian Griffen, and I got a pitch that's gonna blow you away. Are you sitting down?

George R. R. Martin: Almost always.

Brian: Then join me on an interstellar crusade to Space Shire 7!

by Zander :) September 06, 2023

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023

Shire

Shire is super awesome and super goofy, this girl will always be there for you but she also loves to talk a lot. Everyone wants to be friends with her cus she is so fun to be around

"That girl Shire is nice and funny"

by dickiepoo123 October 05, 2023