A fork of Rural Dictionary
The tissue paper stuck to the glans, post wank wiping.
Jessie was ready to blow me, until she saw the filthy turban from my showman's wank.
a term for a defecation.
Rolling a brown turban for the Shiites.
Man 1: hey where you goin? the show is about to start.
Man 2: I gotta go roll a brown turban for the Shiites.
Man 1: oh ok.
A hat that a salesman wears when he commits total faggotry to a customer. Also known as pulling a tucky.
"Mr Tuck went to his appointment and came out wearing a trouser turban"
when u take a shit in a brown bag and place it on someones head(representing a turban) while they are sleeping...
We had a sleep over at tylers house and ben took a shit in a brown bag and put it on hux's head and called it a juicy turban....
a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet
phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll
When you are fucking a chick from behind either anally or vaginally, you proceed to donkey punch her; while she is stunned you take a shit on her head while saying "Your turban is dirty!"
Frank: you know that chick i took home last night?
Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?
Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!
Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!
When an indian guy puts chloroform in his turban and knocks out a indian woman and has vishnu's way with her on the magic carpet while flying over the taj majal.
Person 1: Hey sandkirth, how do you get so many fine indian women??
Sandkirth: Dude, i pull the madabushi's turban on them, wrks every time...