Country Dictionary

Someone who's a faggot and a wad of shit at the same time

"Mason's being such a fag wad today; who pissed in his cereal?¿"

Someone that swallows sperm. Can be male or female.

I think that my boss is a wad gobbler. He keeps looking at my package.

A compressed ball, roll, or lump of human being composed of violent, explosive anger. Roots: GBC IX

Russell Crowe is an unironic rage-wad.

A person that is an idiot and deserves to be compared to splooge.

That fucking jizz wad was acting like a douche.

a shitload of one dollar bills with a twenty on the outside

fool thinks he's got pimp money, but thats just a nigger wad.

An annual party held in central Little Rock on New Year's Eve.

Started in 1991, the Wad-Shoot has a theme each year that requires the Wad-Shooters to dress in the appropriate theme. Examples include but are not limited to Pimp and Hos, Redneck, The Holy Wad-Shoot, Survivor, etc.

The Wad-Shoot is headed towards its 20th year in 2010!

Guests fit into three categories:

Old-school Shooters, these are the original attendees of the first Wad-Shoot.

Wad-Shooters -

Interlopers, guests that have been invited by Wad-Shooters.

The Wad-Shoot is highly exclusive, and attendance is by invitation only.

to get all upset over something trivial, as if one's underwear has rolled up into an uncomfortable ball between one's butt cheeks

Cheri: "Did you see what he did to my iPod? I can't believe he put that song on there."
Bobbi: "Oh don't get your panties in a wad over it, you can always take it off."