A fork of Rural Dictionary
the most boring sport in the world next to golf and nascar
i'd rather watch the grass grow other than play baseball
The poor man's Cricket.
How Baseball was created:
You wanna play cricket?
Yeah, I have a ball tell someone to get a bat.
No one has a bat.
Is that a stick lying on the ground?
The sport with the highest paid players and the wealthiest teams. The Kansas City Royals (One of the worst teams in the MLB) have a higher payroll than the Miami Heat. I love Baseball anyway!
Dude 1- "Did you hear that A-Rod signed a 10 year 252 million dollar contract?!"
Dude 2- "HOLY FUCK, Baseball players get paid so much!"
The only sport in the world, where porfessional athletes get paid to do nothing. Worst game on earth to watch on television. No sport can be anymore retarted when an MLB Player gets paid $100,000,000 for 5 years to hit a rolled up thread with a piece of wood, get injured 7 games into the season, still get paid for that year, play a shitty season the next year, then decides to retire on the 3rd year, because he's past his prime, and still get paid for the years he's not playing.
Mike: Hey Spence, did you watch the baseball game yesterday?
Spence: FUCK NO!!! I watched 2 games of hockey within' 1 game of baseball! Baseball's shit man, get your head on right!
Mike: No man, i was just checkin' to make sure you didn't watch any baseball, cause if you did, i'd have to beat the shit outta you right now man.
Bat-and-ball game originating in Britain, where it is called “Rounders” and is principally played by schoolgirls.
At any given time it involves one pitching-&-fielding team, who must dismiss the batsmen by throwing the ball past them to a catcher, and one batting team who must strike the ball in such away as to enable them to run between the “plates” or “bases” and so amass points.
Apparently also played by grown men, in the Colonies.
Q : Will you be watching the baseball?
A : What, rounders? My good man, watching schoolgirls is *illegal* in my country.
The act of a male hardcore baseball fan going down on another male to the base of the balls. The term was derived because baseball sucks.
Chris is baseballing at the Ranger's game.
The most amazing sport ever created. It requires a tremendous amount of athletic ability and mental understanding. People who think baseball is easy and boring obviously have never played and realize that their own sport sucks ass.
*Person 1 talking to someone else*
Person 1: Dude, I hit a walk off grand slam the other day!
Person 2: Baseball is gay! It's boring as hell and so easy!
Person 1: Oh yeah? Why don't you try to play then?
Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to look like a fag.
Person 1: No, you're a fag because you think soccer is
more than just running around and kicking a ball for 3 hours.
Person 2: You don't know shit about soccer
Person 1: Actually I do, I played it until I finally noticed that it sucked.