A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cricket- is someone who either talk shit about you , feel jealous of you or take you as a threat to always starts drama with you.
Hating ass bitch
Cricket =hater
Crickets chrip all day , as soon you walk by them . they seem to shut up.
Sometime crickets need to be ignore because they need attention
In case you dont know what it mean, you a hating ass bitch
When a person cracks a joke, or says something ridiculous, that really isn't funny at all, or is just really ridiculous, and every person surrounding him/her is in complete utter silent to the point where he/she can actually start to hear non-existing crickets.
Brian: Hey I know what I want to be when I grow up!!
Manager: What now Brian?
Brian: A soccer player!!
Manager: You don't even play soccer.... "cricket"
a term used for something being not right or correct
dave and jon walked in the elevator and it jerked un controllably
john says " that deffinatly isnt cricket"
The sound of leather hitting willow that takes me back to my schoolboy days. Me and WG opening for Gloucestershire while the birds were singing and a cool summer breeze blowing southwards towards the pavilion. The rain from the previous creating a rather sticky wicket which one must take guard upon.
In reality its a gentleman's sport which has been distorted by the likes of Hanse Cronje and the Pakistan team over the years.
In the words of 10cc
"I don't like cricket no, no, no."
"I love it!"
"Yeah"
And in the words of Inzamum-ul-Huq
"Muhammed what did you do to ball, don't make me get Allah to strike you down"