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Jacking off to the mere notion of the mighty ogre lord, Shrek, appearing before you.

Dude after watching Shrek 2 I can't stop stop shreking off.

The feminine version of jacking off

Gabriella was in her room jilling off.

Verb
To defecate
See also dog's eggs

I had a 40lb steak last night and the size of the dump i curled off this morning! Blamed it on a small apanese girl when questioned.

to have someone put up their middle finger at you.

Dan: Damn girl, your fucking hot
*girl shows him her middle finger*
Dan: Oi! She flipped off at me

Munt off is to wank off or to wank on someone else

I can’t stop munting off to porn

I like to munt off on my girlfriend’s big tits

To be laid off at a specified, future date.

Employee X goes to work at Z on 1/31/2014. Upon arriving at work, X finds out he/she will be laid off on 6/15/2014. X will continue to work at Z until 6/15/2014, at which point X will be laid off.

Y: "Hey, X! How was work at Z today?"
X: "Not great, Y. I got delayed off today."

To slope off is to leave somewhere - usually sneakily without letting others know

school sucks, lets slope off and go to the beach