A fork of Rural Dictionary
A 'Quarantine Fifteen' is what happens when you gain some weight (15 or more pounds) during the COVID-19 Quarantine.
"Yo man, you're getting a little plump... Did you gain a Quarantine Fifteen or something?"
Not to be confused with the vintage board game of the same name, fifteen puzzle is an 1800's phrase referring to total confusion.
“I'm feeling rather fifteen puzzle about this. Are you sure that dogs don't meow?”
When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road
Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.
Those participating in a fraternity initiation weekend must go unnoticed all night long while successfully ejaculating on fifteen unsuspecting freshman. Parameters are that all ejaculations must go on within the frat house within a 48 hour span. The penalty for being caught is getting a lapdance from a transvestite stripper until it results in ejaculation.
Ayy brodie you going to Beta house tonight? I heard Brad is attempting the fleshman fifteen tonight?