A fork of Rural Dictionary
To suck air into the asshole and then fart it out. When one who has the ability to gain does this, it makes a strange sucking noise as they draw the air into their bunghole.
My cousin Peter has the unbelievable talent of being able to gain. WOW!
1. synonym for cool, okay,good, good for you, good job
phil : i had sex with a female last night Maxx: soo much gain for you Rob: i ate a whole big mac today Samantha: Gain on you Caddy: i sucked some mean dick last night pimp: GAIIIIIIIINNNN! Raphael: i scored the winning goal last night George: Gaintastic!!
Gains is best described as a lifestyle that many take to put on muscle and get into shape. The term has been popularized by the hodgetwins youtube channel. However, gains isn't just about getting big muscles and looking lean. The complex lifestyle of making gains is commonly misinterpreted by the fat and lazy as simple meathead/roid user terminology. One will find that making gains consists of: the process of lifting, eating healthy, and making life decisions based off of ones health. It can also refer to something that something that brings one great pleasure and be used to describe things or people.
"I've been making ALL KINDS OF GAINS" "Lets go to the gym and make some gains" "That bro looks pretty gainsy he must be doing roids" "No, I'm not going to drink that beer. I don't want to kill my gains." "Those eggs are straight up gains." "Mirin' your gains bro, No Homo" "haha that bitch is fat now, she must have been making some beer and cig gains"
Can be used in any context, it means making progress or doing something for the purpose of self benefit. No gains is the opposite to gains as and can be used accordingly eg. "I just totalled my brand new mercedes and got my suit dirty, No gains as!"
eg. "He just got that fresh pair of off white sneakers, thats gains as". Or referring to muscle growth, "that fella just got out of the slammer, look at all of the gains as"
What you have when you workout and get jacked.
Person 1: I've been working out all day and my gains are insane! Person 2: Ye I know. But Bernard over there has been working out longer than you and still has no gains!
Awkward in everyday tasks especially while moving; Uncoordinated, both in physical and mental activities. The subject may perhaps be lacking a cerebellum. One who drives the wrong way down one way streets. This statement also doubles as a metaphor for their life. One who looks like The Dude (Jeff Bridges) and speaks like Neo/The One (Keanu Reeves). An all together sobering person.
Wow John you would think walking down stairs would be an easy task for a twenty-three year old, but you just gainesed it. John you were pulled over because you just gainesed your way down that one way street.