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Fump

Retard

This guy is being a fump

by GrumpyFumpy December 04, 2020

Fump

Retard

Jacob, you're a literal fump. Shut up.

by GrumpyFumpy December 04, 2020

Fump

Fumping is a more specific variation of simping: Showing immense and unreciprocated love and appreciation of simple, stupid, every day acts while simping.

Common acts like playing video games, brushing their teeth, or digging out a booger are cute and dreamy to the pathetic fumper.

She fumps so hard it's so disgusting, he farts on the couch right in front of her and she just giggles and falls harder in love as if the aroma is her version of heaven.

by Yipching January 20, 2022

Fump

It's when someone tries to high five you and you give them and fist bump them instead

I tried to high five Gonzales but he fumped me instead

by Fumpking October 20, 2018

Fump

to fuck then dump someone used in the future tense

guy 1- “i think im going to Fump my girlfriend bro”
guy 2-“Why!?”
guy 1-“Well i fumped my ex last time and she wasnt as upset abt the break up

by Plazmu February 01, 2023