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H.H. Holmes

first known serial killer, targeted petite blonde girls

My research paper is on H.H. Holmes, the first serial killer.

by mickstisy February 24, 2008

John Holmes

a man with a dick large enough to wreck Godzillas vagina. he also doggy styles king kongs asshole

your such a john Holmes go fuck Godzilla

by loverboy2278 September 06, 2019

Brilliant Holmes

A response to a person's completely idiotic and/or obvious deduction.

See sarcasm and captain obvious

It originates from the Sherlock Holmes novels by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, in which Sherlock Holmes is a detective.

Also "Brilliant Sherlock" and "No Shit, Sherlock"

Person A: Dude! The TV is missing!

Person B: Brilliant Holmes.

by Az the vigilante April 06, 2010

Emilee Holmes

The most amazing girl in the world. She is tall, skinny, and has blonde hair of course. She has the ability to make the best duckface ever, and knows exactly what to say. She is very cutesy in certain ways, but has a wild sides. She doesn't want sex, but prefers humping. She also gets turned on very very easy, and is the best kisser. She doesn't have the biggest boobs, but they please. She also has the nicest most firm butt ever. She doesn't get around much at all, and doesn't date. But if you get the chance to date her you are one lucky man

"Did you see that girl?"-guy 1

"Yeah, that was an E.H broh."- Guy two

"What?"-Guy one

"An Emilee Holmes dumb fuck. means sexiest girl alive"-Guy three

"Oh, yeah. She had the NICEST ass"-Guy one

"Word"-Guy two

by I wish i had an E.H June 05, 2011

shercock holmes

Sherlock holmes on aids and marijuana

Detective shercock holmes

by Coppsaregay June 23, 2019

Priest Holmes

A ghetto black guy who preaches

yo LeRoy, the church crowd is getting restless, where is the Priest, Holmes?

by IcyHotEric June 10, 2004