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Krispy Kreme

After the male has ejaculated on an object, he then leaves his cum to dry and form a crust to scare off enemies.

I made a krispy kreme on her pillow so she'd leave my apartment asap. It worked bro!

by Purple nerple March 10, 2015

Krispy Kreme

No, not the delicious donuts. A Krispy Kreme is a term used to describe body builders. This is due to the oily, shiny skin body builders often have. This oiliness vaguely resembles that of the delectable glaze one would find on a Krispy Kreme donut.

Paul: "Body builders be looking like a Krispy Kreme donut, with their tan and shiny skin."
Floyd: "For real dude!"

by Windex_Weekly February 13, 2020

Krispy Kreme

When you cum into a deep fryer and serve it to you partner with out their knowledge.

“I gave her some Krispy Kreme for dessert. She had no idea.”

by Theclaw14612 March 15, 2022

Krispy Kreme

That bad thang Morgan got goin for her.

Y’all heard bout that Krispy Kreme?”

Yeah but she don’t got it like Morgan

by chicken lasagna July 27, 2020

Krispy Kreme

A crusty blowjob/oral sex, the morning after the hookup

Dude1: so how did the hookup go last night?
Dude2: woke up and she gave me a Krispy Kreme and some coffee...talking full on continental breakfast bro...and I was like, Days Inn...

by captainskitz April 25, 2023

krispy kreme

The thing Lucas brings into school for his birthday because he is to rich to buy something better.

Of course Lucas would bring in donughts! Happy BDAY. Krispy Kreme

by jeffboy123456789 October 22, 2018

Krispy Kreme

When you have an orgasm that is so good, you will completely fill up the vagina with all of the cream you can produce. Often resulting in making any woman tap-out.

Jack and Jill were having the best sexual inter course and when he finished, Jack filled up her vagina with his Krispy Kreme style Orgasm.

by cug-um August 13, 2021