A fork of Rural Dictionary
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)
When you are invited to be in the wedding party of a childhood friend that you have not talked to in many years.
Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho. Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho? Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite. Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something. Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
It is a major fuck over, in fact it is so bad that it breaks the record. You have been screwed royally and tell your friends you got the dicking of a lifetime. Some who is found guilty for a crime they did not commit and spends 30 years in prison has received the dicking of a lifetime.
I purchased a co-op and the board gave me the dicking of a lifetime.
When Some Takes Ages To Cum While Masturbating
I heard That Person Over There Took 4Hours to cum while masturvbating last night, Wow, He Deserves The Lifetime Wank Award
A lesbian who has never had sex with a male.
Sarah: I wish I'd never slept with a man before I met you. Jane: ahhh then you'd be a lifetime lesbian...like me.