Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

moisty towelette

Someone who's wet.

My brother's girlfriend is being such a moisty towelette. She's too attached

Charlotte didn't drink at all last night, what a moisty towelette.

by GeologysTopShagger February 13, 2018

moisty mine

When you’re dressed as a miner during intercourse and you have no water so you ask your partner to squirt into the bottle

Honey I’m thirst please let’s do a moisty mine

by Columbine shooter November 19, 2017

Moisty Crow

A moisty crow is a vagina that is really moist and smelly. Quite disgusting

Bro!!!! Jillian has such a moisty crow. It stinks!

by Samg224 December 19, 2023

moisty boy

A man with a penis dribbling in anticiping for hooking up with a miosty. Also a drift team from Australia.

When I saw that miosty I became a moisty boy. But my drift car was not in sight.

by Underit April 25, 2015

moisty pickle

That type of nickname you a special someone who is smooth and slicky and v thick just like a moisty pickle

Boy 1: damnnn now that's a moisty pickle big fella
Boy 2: you right Shawn, she thick as hell
Zoo-we-mama

by Likemonalisa March 15, 2017