A fork of Rural Dictionary
A safe-for-work alternative to cursing or swearing.
"oh murf! I'm late for the meeting"
Wasting your time on useless and unimportant matters
Hilda has a thing of murfing to the extent that she now feels restless
Someone who is a stupid, annoying bastard and total waste of skin right down to their deepest roots
Justin Trudeau is such a murf. I can't believe we elected him Prime Minister
Prefers the company of men over woman sexual or non sexual
He's such a joshewa murf