A fork of Rural Dictionary
The disability to produce egg drop soup.
Shit dude I totally have Penile Dysfunction, now I can't make a profit at China Gate.
One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.
Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"
Harry: My penile region is really hairy
Sharlene: Well you should shave it bitch
Penile Tissue can be either:
1. Tissues in the shape of a penis.
2. A statement said in shitty conditions.
3. A statement said when amazed and intrigued.
4. A Person has nothing to say.
Zaid: What is up?
Fares: PENILE TISSUE (With a childish voice).
Once a penis becomes erect it is then a sexual instrument;boner
She was laying there waiting for my dogger to become a penile instrument so I could shank her.
A secret meeting between homo sexual men, where they discuss their penis' and the new and creative things they do with them to other homosexual men.
guy 1:Hey Henry! My penis points up!
guy 2: ITS OUR VERY FIRST PENIL CONVENTION! yay
when your penis (specifically urethra) gets...fractured
Bob rolled over with an erection, forming a penile fracture