A fork of Rural Dictionary
A failed MP who thinks he can Redeem himself by going and living with pikeys.
hey didn't that guy like jerry springer live with gypses
The more wrinkles you have on your brain, the smarter you are. Having a silk brain is the lack of wrinkles on your brain, denoting extreme stupidity or inebriation.
"Nice move, silk brain."
"What a silk."
"Did you see Matt at the bar last night? He got silky as hell."
The act of ejaculating in the ridge that goes up the spine of a girl (or guy, if you're into that) who is laying down.
The person receiving is free to say they were "silk roaded".
"Hey dude, heard you gave that girl the silk road last night!"
"That guy totally silk roaded me last night"
A male penis (post ejaculation) which has been covered in semen by the act of sex.
A slippery member, post coital.
Having shaken the police from his tail, he was proud of his silk elephant.
I want you to silk sod all over my face!
"Oh my God, you should have seen this girl I silk sodded all over".
I love silk sodding on girls.
When a woman removes her fals teeth and performs oral sex on a man
That was the worst silk rabbit ever