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wrinkles

1. Another word for grandparents -- the parents of one of your parents

"I'm going to visit my wrinkles and get some freshly-baked pie!"

by leggyshay March 05, 2020

wrinkles

used to describe someone with an extremely hot body and cute face despite his slight old age.

omg, your grampa jones is soooo wrinkles ;) ew.. thats just awks and kinda gross too.

by skatingjenny January 13, 2011

wrinkles

puppy that stinks and drools more than any other doggy

wrinkles the dog

by ted hallow August 07, 2003

wrinkles

stinky, smelly, black drooly dogg

a big stinky black doggy

by Dave mirra July 27, 2003

Wrinkle

Something other people have. You have character lines.

Child "Mommy look at your wrinkles!" Mum "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"

by tennyz December 27, 2005

wrinkle

A person that can be very annoying at times..... including excessive crying and whining..... this person has many friends of the same kind....and are not fun when they all come together Can be removed with an iron preheated to 400 degrees F.

Man... is it just me or there are too many wrinkles in this room. Saucy is such a wrinkle Dude i was having a blast at this party till a buch of wrinkles showed up, then i left. AHH i need an iron... i just got wrinkled Wrinkle: I have a headache, I have cold (52 times/ min) Person 1 : How was your day? Aspiring wrinkle: man it sucked.... first i had this test that i failed.... and i had a headace the whole time.... and i wanted to cry the whole time... then i went and called my mom and she comforted me and then i went to the doctor then back to momee who forced me to tak these pills then i almost passed out then i woke up and had a cold all night and i couldnt sleep and then..... Person 1: Quit being a Wrinkle!!!

by John September 29, 2004

Wrinkle

A group of senior citizens, similar to a pod of dolphins or a murmeration of starlings.

As the wrinkle swarmed the buffet, John ducked out of sight into the century-old curtains. Upon seeing a wrinkle of senior citizens forming within the lobby, John preemptively leapt from the balcony into the welcoming rosebush below.

by Nostrastaff November 23, 2016