A fork of Rural Dictionary
When it's clawing its way down your leg.
Kevin Bacon got all swelled up when he saw Denise Richards in "Wild Things" and had to tell his children to leave the room.
some anoying fucker who is always in the way and you hate being anywhere near you
"Oi, swell end! get out the way, i cant see the fucking TV screen" "Look at that cunt over there, he is such a swell end" "Damn, that guy is more annoying than my swelling bell end"
a term used when something is so fucking pleasant, its both swell and medium
dipshit 1: Was that shit sandwich good? dipshit 2: Yea, damn right it was fucking swell medium!
A variant of the phrase "very well" with a comedic edge. Used to denote extra satisfaction with a request.
Captain: "Private, I order you swab the deck." Private: "Very swell."
When you go to the gym to grunt and lift heavy weights in order to gain muscle size.
Its typical to grunt when you get your swell on at the gym!
Going to workout so hard that you find it necessary to tell everyone that is near you. Commonly spoken with a high degree of excitement and "toolness"
Vinny: "So what are you doing today?" Six foot tall swell monster: "Im coppin' a gnarly swell bro"