A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.
Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.
One who diddles at a mass level
Dude have you seen Larry? He hasn't been the same since the mass diddler struck.
One who diddles people's holes
Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.
A diddler Stache is a mustache that you grow out when you have to replace your valve covers on your German engineered bMw for the 5th time
mikal went full diddler stache after he noticed his bmw was leaking like a som bish
A Crib Diddler is someone who dates really young women or men
I can't believe he's dating Karen, she just turned 16! Ya, Cairns is a real Crib Diddler alright.
gene from regular show
A: jeez have you seen gene from that very not normal regular show?? B: Yeah! he's such a minor diddler!