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gene

a male human with a penis longer than the axis the earth spins on and is a ladies man and men go gay just to be with him and his hair is like a luscious, breezy,and graceful meadow in the heart of Switzerland, and when he has a discharge of male seamon,it is equivalent to the Indian ocean, and there for the woman implodes from his wonder and awe.

Oh,he must be a gene!

by rodney johannsen June 01, 2010

gene

Cool, crazy, insane, the act of being a awsome at what your doing.

Wow that was insane, your gene kid Your ill with it! Gene to the max! Yo, that kid colin is gene

by sbethel1213 December 03, 2013

gene

a god like looking boy, usually pretty dense, but looks cute doing it. extremely blunt but that reels people’s appeal to him more. if he doesn’t like you he will make that known so you are lucky if a gene wants to be your friend LETALONE boyfriend if you couldn’t gather i (wormonastring69) am in love with a gene (unrequited 😔)

molly- “do you know gene?” lexie- “unfortunately no.”

by wormonastring69 June 02, 2021

gene

the satin of the shrekian religion

gene from the emoji movie should die of ligma

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 02, 2018

Gene

Gene’s are always unbelievably sweet and genuine to everyone. They tend to be unbelievably hot and attractive and are absolutely amazing in relationships. They make the most loving and genuine boyfriends and have the biggest hearts. Their happiness is contagious and it is impossible not to feel happy when around them.

Oh my gosh, Gene is the most attractive person I’ve ever seen.

by Phat oof November 11, 2018

GENED

when shit upon shit gets thrown at you and you don’t deserve it

They called the cops on gene because they thought he robbed a store, but he didn’t. Damn bro he really got gened

by Thunder meat December 08, 2018

Gene

A tall, sexy beast with a firm ass and very broad shoulders. He looks so good from behind that you’d agree to a date without having seen his face. He picks you up for lunch. He is confident, chatty and intelligent. He makes you laugh. He eats like a horse....even from other people’s plates. It’s a damn super power because he is so tall and thin. As time goes on, it’s revealed that he’s not just brilliant at math, science and business. He can also fix anything. How is he real? He handles his money well and is a master in the sheets. You want to stop time and exist forever in his red bedroom. Women can exist on snacks, sex and him. His DNA should be bottled and sold. His offspring are tall, tan and striking. His attributes do not fade with age. If you find one, you’ll want to keep him.

I need a Gene to rock my world.

by Ilikepopcorn February 04, 2020