A fork of Rural Dictionary
v. To have sex with a fat woman, usually out of pity or necessity.
Man 1: What did you do last night? Man 2: I was so desperate that I resorted to plowing the cow.
Opposite to Netflix and Chill. When you eat pizza and relax whilst watching tv or a movie
"Hey, wanna go for a pizza and plow?" "Heck yeah, Pepperoni for me"
When having sex from behind, in the "doggie" position, you knock a girls arms out from under her and pull them back above her head, smacking her head against the floor and making her into a virtual plow. (Walking around while in this position is optional)
Last night me and Becky were having sex and I pulled the amish plow! I'll never see HER again!
coined in Tom Robbins' classic novel, Jitterbug Perfume, it refers to the act of coitus. To plow furrow is sex but with a sentimental mentality toward nature during the old in-out, in-out. You're not just banging...you're affirming your existence and giving a head nod to Gaia, that's mother earth.
This hippie chick scolded me during sex: dont just fuck me impersonally like you do other hoochies, start plowing furrow and show your respect to Mother Earth