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A god, and some one you want to worship, other known as "The Meme That Will Never Die" And a hero.
You need to start worshipping Shrek, or join the Shrek Cult.
Shrek iste meme that lives on and on so don't say rude things about him.
If you don't enjoy all Shrek movies even just one {IF U DONT ENJOY SHREK!!} I don't enjoy you.
The hottest, sexiest, terrific ogre you will ever know of. He got the largest dick with the average of 22 cm. If Shrek asked you, "can I visit your swamp." you need to let him, because it is a experience once a lifetime. Shrek might have sex with a lot of people but if does not mean that he likes it, because he is in love with a girl called Sri. When Shrek finally finds Sri, he will be the happiest ogre ever. When he sees Sri he will have the largest power ever, making is dick over 30 cm. SO WHERE IS SRI!! SHREK NEEDS HER!!
Shrek is involve with Sri
Shrek is a mythical creature, if he spots you, he will run towards you and fuck you until you create a pool of cum. Later, an ogre baby will emerge from your stomach and fucking yet you into the suns wet-ass pussy. If you survive you will be turned into someone who posts child nsfw. Weakness: fiona catching him
OH, YES! KEEP GOING SHREK! OH! FUCK ME!
A legendary extremely sexy cult leader that has seduced millions of memers into his cult. could murder someone if angry and shall be praised.
Person one: All hail the all mighty SHREK
Shrek is absolute daddy material, he can get any girl even with one wink. Every girl wants him and maybe even some guys too. His dick is HUGE. Legend says that his pp is so big that you can't even see all of it at once.
girl: omg his dick is HUGE
girl#2: his name must be shrek
A unit of time that is 1 hour and 35 minutes. Most commonly used before dinner.
"Hey mom when will dinner be ready". In a Shrek son"