A fork of Rural Dictionary
There is ew in his name for a reason. He is an ugly piece of shit that can't mind his own damn business. Hes the ugliest kid you will ever meet.He loves drama. Be careful telling Mathew your secrets because he can't keep any. All of the ugly girls like him. He can never keep a relationship.
girl#1: ew who is that?
girl#2: his name must be Mathew
Shrek is absolute daddy material, he can get any girl even with one wink. Every girl wants him and maybe even some guys too. His dick is HUGE. Legend says that his pp is so big that you can't even see all of it at once.
girl: omg his dick is HUGE
girl#2: his name must be shrek