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Saudi Arabian Tootsie Roll

You fuck a girl in the ass and she shits on your dick. Then you put it in her vagina pull it out and wipe it across her face while she sucks on your balls.

I just finished doing a Saudi Arabian Tootsie Roll with this bad bitch!

by iTheProphet November 30, 2011

It was a Tootsie roll, but now it ain't.

When something starts out good and then goes to shit, sometimes literally.

I went to the party Saturday. At first it was a Tootsie roll, but now it ain't.

by P3R53RT August 18, 2020

tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

I met and surpassed the tootise roll critical number, as i am now here suffering the consequences on the shitter.

by rudog August 21, 2005

tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

You have surpassed the tootsie roll critical number, suffer the consequences.

by rudog September 13, 2005

Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll

A variation on the cleveland steamer where you are pokin your bitch in the ass, but she didnt take a poop before-hand, and you climax inside her rectum, and she takes a dump on your chest, and it resembles a frosting covered tootsie roll.

"I heard Reed got some of dat Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll from his skank last night. Truf."

by jram October 15, 2006

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

One...two...three...*CRUNCH*

It is a sentence...........but OK. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

by Sparkle355 March 14, 2017

Tootsie Rolled

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.

Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night? Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."

by Gunner25 January 01, 2012