Country Dictionary

Stop being lame af

Paul says to Jordan, "Do your thang dog". Paul wants Jordan to stop being lame af and go to that comedy show with his friends.

well really im dog but your more dog then me

"Get out of here kid your dog" no your actually worse "nuh uh" but i just beat- *slaps the f out of him too the moon* "i said nuh uh"

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

It’s basically your business is not my business

I would care but your dog is not my dog

koromaru is cracked at fortnite

koromaru: cranks fucking 90s in fortnite Akihiko: YUKI YOUR DOG IS CRACKED AT FORTNITE

she wants the D

her:YOUR DOG IS CUTE him:ok when am i coming over

when your dog gets transformed into a hog after the term "your family tree is lgbt" this is a term that should not be used lightly it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"

David: '"Your mom gay lol" John: " Your dad lesbian" David: "No u" John : " Your granny tranny" David: "your grandpap is a trap" John: "No u lol" David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog" * all thicc bois reunite and create a universe* *david gets placed in it*