A fork of Rural Dictionary
the best grandpa ever. he don't give a shit about nothing
I spent the day with my grandpaps. It was the best day of my life.
A grown man who has grandkids and has a feminine appearance who lured you into his room by the time you realize, it’s too late and he has already locked the basement doors.
Liam: “Dude, did you hear about Tate hanging out with his “Grandpap” Toby?” Jack: “Yeah it’s too late now he’s probably already in the basement... Poor Tate.”
The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.
1:ur mom gay 2:well ur dad lesbian 1:no u 2:well ur granny tranny 1:but ur grandpap a trap 2: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*
The worst thing you could say to somebody every time its used the universe gets 1 step closer to imploding.
Carl: Ur mom gay Greg: Ur dad lesbian Carl: Ur granny tranny Greg: Ur grandpap a trap *Universe fucking implodes and kills everyone*
13 times worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny, and ur sister a mister. A star explodes each time the phrase is said.
Tom: ur mom gay . Tod: ur dad lesbian. Tom: ur granny a tranny. Tod: ur sister a mister. Tom: UR GRANDPAP A TRAP. Tod: *explodes* *sun blows up*
Worse than ur mom gay, your daddy lesbian and your granny tranny
“Your granny tranny” you respond with “Your grandpap a trap
The strongest insult of all. If anything is compared to this, even 'ur granny tranny', it will be instantly fodderized, that's how fucking bad it is. This is extremely fuckin' risky, it's so risky, that there's a 0.008% chance of the sun transforming into a blue supergiant star.
Ben: Hey faggot, your granny tranny. Steve: Little does he know.. Ben: What, trans-grandmother haver? Steve: YOUR GRANDPAP A TRAP * The sun disappears from sight in the bright blue sky, and appears as a blue supergiant, absorbing the inner 4 planets , and destroying the asteroid belts.