A fork of Rural Dictionary
Zonked
When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.
Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.
Zonked-fucking zooted to another planet; high as balls; on another planet; retarded
When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.
Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.
Zonked is catch-all term for when you're absolutely floored or wasted. It is a useful descriptor for a state of ineptitude from being too tired or too far gone.
People who say they're zonked are, at that moment, unable to properly engage with what's happening in a useful manner. If someone tells you they're zonked, gently remind them they are entitled to a free timeout and a drink of water.
1: Hey - are you alright? You look out of it.
2: ... Dude, I'm zonked!
1: I hear you, bud. Let's take a break. Want a water?
2: Oh, man, yeah! Thanks, I really needed that.
So unbelievable catastrophically cross faded
“Dude I just had six beers and a fat joint”
“Broo you are zonked !”