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Jose M.

If you know a Jose M., you're one lucky person. Jose is considerate and will always listen, even if he's a jerk. Jose has gone through a lot and deserves the world. Beautiful brown eyes and long curly hair (6'0 >:3), and is a silly dork. world's bestest man.

"Who's that guy over there? he's so perfect!!"

"That's Jose M."

"Oh, iris' perfect boyfriend!!"

by IR1SXX0 December 24, 2023

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 17, 2025

Jose-Luis

Jose-Luis Is a absolute unit and a Giga Chad and is Hot, Sexy, and smart but is also very handsome and gets all the girls.

Jose-Luis is Hot

by Hot Sexy Man69 May 22, 2022

Jose Luis

Do you want to know why 0! =1?, thats the only question that he will be able to ask you, he knows the answer, but what he doesn´t knows why the Formula 1 is considered a sport.( He is very beautiful by the way)

Do you wanna know why 0!=1?
we don´t really care Jose Luis.

by Jolsen_Derulo November 21, 2021

Jose-Luís

A very handsome man. Very caring and probably has a crush on one of his closest friends. He loves family more than anything. He also has an obsession with astronomy. He loves to stargaze. He looks tough and very striking. On the inside, he is very sweet, gentle and a very loyal person. He is smart, cute, loyal, gentle, tough, and pretty cool. Oh and he probably has two or more siblings and an overall very large family tree.

Person A: “Oh my god, was that him?”
Person B: “I think so!”
Person A: “OH MY GAWD-“ *faints*
Person B: BAAAAAA- *faints as well*
Jose-Luís: Are they alright?

Jose-Luís’s friend: *pats Jose’s back* Just keep walking man, just keep walking…

by Asingularpintobeaninacan October 05, 2022