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when both parties involved with snuggling are not comfortable and no one moves
Jack and Jill were doing some awkward snuggling but were so tired they didn't want to move
Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.
Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
Where it's so awkward, that all you can do is sit in silence thinking about how awkward the situation/comment/moment is.
I could tell he was in a Awkward Coma because everytime I asked him what's wrong he'd say 'aaawwwkkkkwarddddd' all wide-eyed and not move.
the state of paralysing awkwardness when in an unshakable situation
"I'm breaking up with my boyfreind, so if I'm not in school tomorrow you'll know I've fallen into an awkward coma :/"
We're you touch someone and you see how many levels you can make it through without giving up and level 50-53 are for boyfriend and girlfriend
Boy-hey do u wanna play the awkward test
Girl-no thanks I can never get past level 5
A person who thinks everyone loves him/her. If shown the slightest hatred the person will never talk to you again. Relationships last three months at most and usually end by "betrayal". Willing to get married after a week
Person 1: Have you seen Awkward Cunt around?
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?
Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week
A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree
Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree