A fork of Rural Dictionary
Roman is the kindest person you’ll meet. He cares with all of his loving heart, he is patient, he is understanding, and he is altogether the sweetest soul you’ll ever come across. Looks wise? Let me tell you… he’s stunning. His eyes are a dark chocolate that are so enticing you just wanna swim in them like Willy Wonkas chocolate lake. NOT JOKING. His figure...like a greek god. His skin like a soft caramel, the good kind that everyone’s grandma keeps in their purse. Roman is a GOOD person. People use that lightly these days. Roman is precious. So is his heart.
*some random guy* YO HAVE YOU SEEN ROMAN? *someone that doesn’t know THE Roman* Uhhhh no? Who even is that?” *the random guy* Dude. Let’s find him together so I can introduce you to the most pure soul you’ll ever meet in your LIFE” *someone that doesn’t know Roman yet* Oh, BET”
Roman is the kind a guy who everyone wants to be. He is a fast cross country runner. He is usually tall and lanky. Very rarely does roman actually come from Rome even though whenever they introduce themself the other person always says, "Roman, like the Empire?"
So basically, roman is the type of friend that will make him self look good and embarrass his friends. He often makes the most racist jokes and acts like an 11 year old fortnite kid. Thinks he has drip, but wears the same brand every single day. Just a white kid that is blatantly racist and thinks he is 24/7 amazing. Thinks he is fast, but a black girl can run faster. Stupid and delusional at times.
Hey roman, how delusional are you?
A high school in East Lancashire, England, and is run by an evil witch and her evil accomplice, which sadly can not be named due to urban dictionary rules and guidance, however the evil witch and her accomplice has a reputation for causing the staff to run away in fear and quit their jobs. The school is basically a prison, with having more security fences built around the school, which is bad for students but good if you want to turn it into a military outpost; when you realise the high school is catholic, you do understand why the priests might want to contain the students.
Person 1: Have you hears of SS John Fisher and Thomas More Roman Catholic High School. Person 2: Yeah, be aware of the teacher who confiscates your MacDonald chicken nuggets, he has a reputation of throwing books at students.
A wife swap or partner swap, done without the use of condoms.
Wife: I'm only interested in a full Roman Swap. So this other couple you found had better be DDF!