A fork of Rural Dictionary
An idiot or a super silly chicken nugget
You are ugly so you’re an Inappropriate Weasel
When you go to Toss a Weasel and it burns. Usually curable with a topical anti-biotic.
(guy) Man, I need to go toss a weasel.
(man) Guy, after that ditch pig you hooked up with at the club it might be a flaming weasel.
A Shight Weasel is one who is unemployed, Weighs 400 pounds, Lives with their mother, Stays up until 5AM and sleeps until 1-3 PM. A shight Weasel is someone who typically engages in this pattern of eat, play games, sleep, and repeat. The most common shight weasel is named Tyler. Approximately 80% of all shight weasels fit the same profile and description of tyler. This word was invented after a massive boy in Texas named tyler.
"Tyler is such a shight weasel."
"man that guy is nothing but a shight weasel."
Euphemism for masturbation.
Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"
Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."
Noun: A derivative of the term bush pig, a bush weasel is a skinny, ugly, and weasel-like bitch. Skinny enough to get laid, ugly enough to never be claimed by any man.
Trae: Yo, did you see Steve’s new lady?
Brad: Yeah, that bitch is a straight bush weasel.
A weasel that hides in the scrotum of a man
Women the heck is on yo sac
Man weasel
Second women scrotum weasel?
A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.
Our deployment should have been named Operation Weasel Tug, because that’s all it was.