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Diet meth

Adderall or other ADHD medications that are basically just methamphetamines (but let's pretend it's not close to the real thing)

"I know my son doesn't actually have adhd I just had his doctor prescribe him diet meth so I could clean the house lol

by February 11, 2021

The Pi Diet

A meal that uses no more than three ingredients plus condiments of the same color apparently for pleasing or tasteful appearance.

On Pi Day, Chef Poppy is promoting a special meal he christens “The Pi Diet.”

by Fasters March 04, 2023

Gum Diet

When you go on a gum diet you only eat 1 meal a day and chew gum when your hungry, swallowing is an option.

Chelsea “I’m going on a gum diet
Alice “yes hunty you lose that weight!”

by tcanmongeau December 09, 2018

diet porn

it's like diet coke, but for porn.

Every time Belle releases a video, she always covers the goods. What's the point of watching porn if it isn't nude? Fuck you, diet porn.

by qwsczdvr November 08, 2020

Diet Atheist

A person who regularly says “God” in phrases and expressions although not believing in God.

“Oh my God!” The diet atheist exclaimed in shock, not entirely believing in the concept of the immortal entity that may be above them but using the name to express their fright.

“Thank God!” whispered the diet atheism as they realized the deadline was a few weeks ahead and not a few days.

by WebRobynz December 04, 2022

morgans diet

a girl who eats black dick and drinks cum milkshakes

The hoe had a eat many black dicks, so she has a Morgans diet

by cumsuckingdad December 04, 2017

American diet

soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out

american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms

by yallfocusonthewrongshit October 20, 2021