A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.
Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.
When a guy blows his load into the barrel, chamber, or loaded magazine of a firearm then uses that firearm to blow the load onto/into the face of another person.
I got kicked out of the gun club when i gave the range safety officer a chicago cumshot.
The situation in which in order to improve friction during sexual interference the genitalia is covered in poppy seeds.
- Honey, could you make a chicago style bun? I 'm not satisfied enough.
A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object
Chicago Department Store
Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat
Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?
Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got
Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore